Est. a while ago, nervously
We worry,
We worry,
so you don't have to.
Wally has lain awake thinking about every single thing that could go wrong. Now that anxiety is working for you.
Wally has lain awake thinking about every single thing that could go wrong. Now that anxiety is working for you.
Every policy begins with a question that has kept Wally up at night. Pick yours.
Trees fall. Roofs leak. Basements decide to become ponds. Wally watches the radar so you can sleep.
Parking lots are chaos. Wally's car coverage includes a complimentary deep sigh and a clipboard.
Nothing surprises Wally. He has already imagined the bill, the follow-up bill, and the bill for the envelope.
Broken window? Flooded stockroom? Awning blew off? Wally has a form for it and he filled it out already.
Wally has been nervous professionally since the day he noticed that umbrellas can also be struck by lightning. He has read every policy document cover to cover, including the staples.
"I don't sell peace of mind. I keep all the worrying here, in this office, in these folders, where it belongs."
Clients describe him as "thorough," "sweaty," and "the reason my kid wears a helmet to the breakfast table." We consider all three a compliment.
If something goes wrong and Wally hadn't already worried about it, your next sigh is on us.
Tell Wally a little about your situation and he'll tell you exactly how worried he is on your behalf.
Available at the counter, free with any policy, or free without one if you ask nicely. Wally will worry about whether they're on straight.
Wally called me during a thunderstorm to make sure I wasn't standing near a window. I was. I moved. Five stars.
Doris, homeownerI got a fender bender. Wally arrived before the other driver got out of his car. He had cones.
Ray, driverMy niece fell off her bike and the first thing she said was "I'm insured." We don't know where she learned that.
Everyone, apparentlyNo. Worried Wally's is a parody website made for fun. Nothing here is a real product, quote, policy, or advice. If you need actual insurance, call an actual agent, and tell them Wally says hi.
Everything, in order. He keeps a list. It's alphabetized.
Once, in 1997, for about four minutes. He has a policy against it now.
Yes. Right-click, save, print on sticker paper. Wally recommends measuring your bumper first. Then measuring it again.
Number 102, between the lamp post and the chalkboard sign. Look for the man in the window checking the forecast. Or ring Paramus 5548 and ask the operator for Wally; he'll pick up on the first ring because he was already holding the phone.